Mr. P. had wandered out back, where everyone else was still entranced by the telescope. Everybody had to have a turn, of course! Captain Hickory kept saying "Land ho!"; duh, we live in the desert! He really does seem to think he's a pirate, crossed with a superhero. He actually thinks superheros are real! Pistachio is the paranoid one; he says he dresses like a Man in Black to fool them. He wants to know everything about all of the conspiracies. Coco, the girl in black, is our resident goth girl, depressive and obsessed with death. And the blonde in green with the green glasses is Hazel. She keeps looking for her "husband" and her "babies." The only problem is she doesn't have a husband or babies, and never has--they are all in her head. Fun group, huh?