Well, dear Journal, I am back. Turns out Macadamia wanted to ask me about our fellow resident Coco, why she was here. Macadamia said she knew that she herself was in there because she's an authentic Hawaiian Princess and everyone is so jealous of her. Ooooh-kayyyy . . . When I told Macadamia that Coco was a depressive personality with OCD issues, she was shocked! She muttered something like, "Well, forget about HER, then," and wandered off.